This is inspired by a friend who did the same thing at www.googlism.com. I thought I'd share!
Googlism for: laura
laura is new
laura is a racist and a total phony
laura is full of it
laura is a big skinny idiot
laura is no hillary
laura is hardly a sympathetic martyr
laura is a sadistic witch
laura is like playing with fire
laura is dangerous
laura is born
laura is a lesbian and fucks chickens
laura is 'styling'
laura is such a bitch it is unnatural
laura is being fucked by a guy with a very thick cock on the
laura is behind this
laura is luke's heart & humanity
laura is your god
laura is a 39 year old 5ft 5 1/2 in
laura is mainly interested in
laura is a single mexican woman from hermosillo
laura is an unsaved
laura is right
laura is a braggart
laura is an acoustic craftsman
laura is away
laura is keen on sending messages in odd ways
laura is melting
laura is a tremendous person
laura is my hero
laura is glowing
laura is so used to people that don’t think for themselves
laura is an aspiring model in georgia
laura is judging on sunday
laura is confused
laura is something else
laura is big news
laura is a professional in every way
laura is good in bed
laura is currently undergoing simultaneous seed multiplication in south australia
laura is mainly interested in passing moral judgements
laura is jewish
laura is an incredibly ticklish girl under any circumstances
laura is also the only girl in america who is rated number one in competition against boys her age
laura is also very versatile
laura is a nice woman
laura is extremely adept at computer hacking and can find almost anything without leaving a trace
laura is 3
laura is even inconsistent with her judaism
laura is big on the philosophy that people must take full responsibility for the messes they put themselves in
laura is justly proud of her archery skills
laura is lusting for you
laura is a goddess
laura is an i
laura is dangerous
laura is tops at wimbledon
laura is good emma is dumb
laura is so fucking cool she
laura is that george
laura is good in bed
laura is the best singer in the world
laura is my favorite crayon
laura is a man
laura is a mysterious young girl that seems to have a connection to your late wife
laura is here
Thursday, October 07, 2004
what I learned from C.S.I.
1. Never touch anything. Ever. Not if you're committing a crime...not if you've just walked into a crime scene...not if you've just realized that someone has committed a crime against you. Don't even think about touching anything. And even if you're absolutely sure that you haven't touched anything, you still probably have.
2. Bugs are REALLY cool! They're the good guys. And the fact that they're usually found eating your rotting, dead flesh is a good thing!
3. Coroners are EXTREMELY and weirdly de-sensitized to the sight of bodies in any shape and condition. Enough so that they can eat and drink while looking at one.
4. People never ever tell the entire truth. It doesn't matter whether they're innocent or guilty. They're always hiding something, either because it makes them seem guilty (and they are) or because it makes them seem guilty (and they aren't).
5. Be thankful for DNA. It's the end-all be-all of every investigation, it's itty bitty, and it's everywhere.
6. No matter where you put a body, someone is always going to find it. And it doesn't matter if you bury it in sand, concrete, or dirt. It also doesn't matter if the body is chopped up and spread about, left on the side of the road, or burned entirely from head to toe.
7. There are tons of really cool gadgets out there that can identify blood, DNA, minerals, fingerprints, spores, fiber-type, and pretty much anything else that's in microscopic form and floating around a crime scene. And once blood gets on something, it's never leaving. They can always find it. Even years later.
8. Defense attorneys really are assholes. They always show up just when the suspect is about to tell everything and instruct them not to say another word.
9. Whoever you think is the killer, usually isn't. And whoever you are sure isn't the killer, usually is. Unless they're trying to throw you off, then the one who isn't is, and the one who is isn't. OR, it's neither of them and it's someone entirely different.
10. That job really really really really really really really sucks sometimes. Like when they find a kidnapped and murdered baby lying in the bushes, and have to fend off the hysterical mother.